Hey, I Think I Can See My House...

Here There Be Monsters...

Remember how people a long time ago were so ignorant and superstitious that they believed in sea monsters? What morons! But, then again, maybe we haven't advanced as far as we thought.

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These are all clearly bogus, and seriously, only a moron would believe they were real...except I met this guy once, and he's a real outdoors guy, you know, the kind of guy who ought to know, and he told me that he was over on Lake Chelan once just after ice out and....