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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Revolutionary New Flies

 Alan commented on my last post about expensive no-tie flies: "Jim, you just jump-started the economy." That inspired me. So, as a civic duty, I present a new line of flies.


THE EMPEROR'S FLIES
Science has shown that 90% of what a fish eats is invisible.
These revolutionary new flies build on that fact to give a fish exactly what it wants.
IF YOU WANT MORE FISH IN YOUR BOAT, REMEMBER, LESS IS MORE!

The #8 non-palmered, no-hackle, hairless "See You Later Stimulator."
Only $2.95!

The #16 no-hackle "Nil Hair Caddis."
Only $2.49!

The #22 no-hackle, non-winged "No-See-Um Midge."
Only $2.00!!

Recipes for all the flies in THE EMPEROR'S FLIES line
are available by order for just $5.00.

Don't worry, I have lots more ideas. And if you're going to try to tie these yourself, remember, keep them sparse.